Originally posted by Churchill
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Originally posted by WageSlaveI always enjoy an audience, especially if it's mutual crapping. Done to perfection, Mozart can't match such a rectal symphony.
(or should that be baboon?)
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Originally posted by xoggothWell, I'm not actually doing anything wrong when I go for a sh!t but I can't say I want MI5 monitoring the process.
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Originally posted by AtWLoad of bollox -- the only man (and thus his company) Bill Gates ever pheared was Phillipp Khan from Borland. Look what happened to Borland
Mind you PK was built like a brick tuliphouse!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI was reading a news article generally about Google, saying that the only company Microsoft fears is Google.
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It's all irrelevant anyway. AtW will have put Google out of business within the year.
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Wouldn't the government just love a system with every application on some remote server and the actual PC nothing more than a glorified web browser? They could keep tabs on everything all of us do then. CCTV cameras on every street light, monitoring every door. Fantastic future.
Of course there will be the usual idiots who say "If you are doing nothing wrong you have nothing to fear". Well, I'm not actually doing anything wrong when I go for a sh!t but I can't say I want MI5 monitoring the process.
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Can we get back to my insightful vision of a Google OS please?
Bloody Chavs.
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Originally posted by BovveredSo says a toy dog who sells loans to chavs?
It could be worse, I could be called Mr Brown and be fulfilling racial stereotypes for HBOS!
A dog's got to make a crust somehow!
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Originally posted by ChurchillIt's quite simple, we're supposed to be reasonably intelligent people (excluding Chico of course as he's a deranged religious maniac) so why can't we communicate as such?
Standards will be maintained!
Where's Fleetwood anyway?
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Originally posted by threadedMrsGoof: Gentoo (Linux for sado nerds). I resemble that remark. Have to say for them machines I can get Gentoo to run on without it being a proper pain, I run with an update/emerge made every day. Is really sweet, can set the builds all the way to processor sub types to achieve maximum throughput.
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Oh no, threaded, the kiss of death to any thread.
How's your Lambo running these days? Linux installed under the bonnet?
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Originally posted by n5goonerboy - are you NOT in a good mood today!
Standards will be maintained!
Where's Fleetwood anyway?
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MrsGoof: Gentoo (Linux for sado nerds). I resemble that remark. Have to say for them machines I can get Gentoo to run on without it being a proper pain, I run with an update/emerge made every day. Is really sweet, can set the builds all the way to processor sub types to achieve maximum throughput.
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Originally posted by ChurchillSpeak English!
Why do you think people should be bothered to decode the crap that you post? Show some fecking consideration!
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