Reply to: Sound of sports car engine 'arouses women'

[daviejones]

Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?

I reckon so...

[LadyChatterley]

Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?

Ouch!

[GCR99]

Sports cars??? FFS! Shallow, gold-digging underachievers!!

If you want an engine to arouse you, forget cars, try a Rolls Royce Merlin fitted to a Spitfire. Now that's a noise to get emotional about.

Yeah echo that, a Lancaster bomber came low over my old house on it's way to an air show one day. Awesome noise and sight.

[voodooflux]

Eng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out more

stay in

[DodgyAgent]

Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!

Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?

[contractor79]

Link: Telegraph

few years ago they said this kind of thing did not impress women

but still people will absord this kind of junk science

[daviejones]

Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!

[TimberWolf]

For extra realism you also need to change the focal length of the interior and exterior mirrors (linked to engine roar/accelerator pedal) so that objects (e.g. other cars) can be seen to disappear into the distance. Being more ambitious the clock should slow to show relativistic affects and a pump should inflate up a sausage shaped balloon in the crotch area.

[Advocate]

Eng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out more

well done on the post by the way

Do this opposite to the order suggested.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Do electrical engineering students still try to do this! I’m sure that they were attempting exactly the same approach over 25 years ago when I was at university.

[Diver]

Eng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out more

well done on the post by the way

[Sysman]

Geek post of the year award?

Brilliant post, engineer!

[engineer]

removed, do not want to share this idea anymore in here!!!

[ThomasSoerensen]

new keyboard please...

I am happy to entertain

[Advocate]

only in his wildest dreams could he bend his spine that far.

new keyboard please...