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Try the headstand alongside the toilet, but remember to keep your mouth shutOriginally posted by ChurchillEver tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? !
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Originally posted by ChurchillEver tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy?
Splash the ceiling?
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Depend if I stay out late and the bitch locks the doggy flap!Originally posted by wobbegongYou wake up next to a lamp post??
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You wake up next to a lamp post??Originally posted by ChurchillEver tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!
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Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!Originally posted by wobbegongDon't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.
Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.

Ah, to be a male... We might have less ribs but we've got a willy to redress the balance!
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Don't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.
Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.
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Go and have a lie down, you'll feel better.Originally posted by AtW
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