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    Early morning


    #2
    Are you calling 8:22 early?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW
      Go and have a lie down, you'll feel better.

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        #4
        Don't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.

        Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.

        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wobbegong
          Don't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.

          Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.

          Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!

          Ah, to be a male... We might have less ribs but we've got a willy to redress the balance!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill
            Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!
            You wake up next to a lamp post??
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wobbegong
              You wake up next to a lamp post??
              Depend if I stay out late and the bitch locks the doggy flap!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill
                Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy?

                Splash the ceiling?
                Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill
                  Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? !
                  Try the headstand alongside the toilet, but remember to keep your mouth shut
                  Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                    #10
                    Time to invest in a kennel in the garden.

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