Early morning

[AtW]

[wendigo100]

Are you calling 8:22 early?

[Churchill]

Go and have a lie down, you'll feel better.

[wobbegong]

Don't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.

Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.

[Churchill]

Don't be alarmed AtW, it's a perfectly normal bodily function in healthy males.

Toddle off and have a wee, that'll sort it.

Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!

Ah, to be a male... We might have less ribs but we've got a willy to redress the balance!

[wobbegong]

Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? Sometimes I miss the lamp post!

You wake up next to a lamp post??

[Churchill]

You wake up next to a lamp post??

Depend if I stay out late and the bitch locks the doggy flap!

[WageSlave]

Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy?

Splash the ceiling?

[MrsGoof]

Ever tried to have a piss with a morning stiffy? !

Try the headstand alongside the toilet, but remember to keep your mouth shut

[Lucifer Box]

Time to invest in a kennel in the garden.