Poll of Trolls

[bogeyman]

Shouldn't it be "Who's bottom" rather than "Who's top"?

The purpose of a troll is to express the foulest depths of human nature - they are the Internet equivalent of people who smear their own faeces over the walls of communal lavatories. They'd never do it if they thought they might be caught and shamed in front of the rest of the world, but a few moments of anonymity is all they need to pretend they're big and clever and can ruin things for others, without ever having to pay the price for their desperate attempts to convince themselves that they do count, after all.

On that basis, I'd vote for Troll as being the most needy and pathetic human-waste-smearer on CUK.

Bloody good post

[NickFitz]

Shouldn't it be "Who's bottom" rather than "Who's top"?

The purpose of a troll is to express the foulest depths of human nature - they are the Internet equivalent of people who smear their own faeces over the walls of communal lavatories. They'd never do it if they thought they might be caught and shamed in front of the rest of the world, but a few moments of anonymity is all they need to pretend they're big and clever and can ruin things for others, without ever having to pay the price for their desperate attempts to convince themselves that they do count, after all.

On that basis, I'd vote for Troll as being the most needy and pathetic human-waste-smearer on CUK.

[bogeyman]

Maybe, however I read the FT; so I don't have any money at all.

Not as far as our friends at HMRC are concerned anyway.

[HairyArsedBloke]

If I read the Daily Mail will I amass a vast personal fortune?

Or maybe I should just pretend I have one?

Maybe, however I read the FT; so I don't have any money at all.

[BrilloPad]

Hey, excuse me! Nobody's done a 'poll of trolls' before!

I thought it was quite original, actually.

Still, I see your point.

It baffles me too, how DimPrawn has amassed such a vast personal fortune when all he seems to do is spent every hour, of every single day, for the last five years or so, posting the most banal crap on CUK.

I'm baffled

If I read the Daily Mail will I amass a vast personal fortune?

Or maybe I should just pretend I have one?

[Troll]

Was it something I said?

[bogeyman]

I thought it was DimPrawn. Every f--kin' day he's set-up another mind-destroyingly dull poll... a bit like this one.

Hey, excuse me! Nobody's done a 'poll of trolls' before!

I thought it was quite original, actually.

Still, I see your point.

It baffles me too, how DimPrawn has amassed such a vast personal fortune when all he seems to do is spent every hour, of every single day, for the last five years or so, posting the most banal crap on CUK.

I'm baffled

[Bob Dalek]

Who's the lamest troll to grace these forums?

I thought it was DimPrawn. Every f--kin' day he's set-up another mind-destroyingly dull poll... a bit like this one.

[bogeyman]

I'd have voted for Wilmslow personally.

Yes, but Wilmslow is more of a comedic sideshow rather than a troll per-se.

[miffy]

I'd have voted for Wilmslow personally.

[bogeyman]

Who's the lamest troll to grace these forums?

[edit] Damn - didn't add an option for Likely