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WageSlave replied

26 August 2005, 11:39
Originally posted by Churchill

I have the body of a dog!

And I have the body of a 23 year old sex god. Thankfully the police haven't discovered it yet.
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Churchill replied

26 August 2005, 11:07
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

BTW. I have the body of a god...... Buddha

I have the body of a dog!
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The Lone Gunman replied

26 August 2005, 11:00
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

Thank you!
And why not?

Please tell me you dont think that guy looks good in that! Men look ridiculous in pouches and thongs, speedos should be banned too.
Perticularly if you do not have the physique of a greek god.

BTW. I have the body of a god...... Buddha
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Rebecca Loos replied

26 August 2005, 10:28
Thank you!
And why not?
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The Lone Gunman replied

26 August 2005, 09:51
Sorry

Men should not be allowed to wear thongs and pouches
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n5gooner replied

26 August 2005, 09:25
Originally posted by wobbegong

Very good!

(I've only just noticed what it says on her T shirt, as well!!)
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wobbegong replied

26 August 2005, 09:01
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

One in blue saying to one in pink
"I think you've followed through love"

Very good!

(I've only just noticed what it says on her T shirt, as well!!)
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The Lone Gunman replied

26 August 2005, 08:32
Originally posted by wobbegong

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it . . .

One in blue saying to one in pink
"I think you've followed through love"
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wobbegong replied

26 August 2005, 08:14
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it . . .
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n5gooner replied

26 August 2005, 07:51
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wobbegong replied

26 August 2005, 07:49
Originally posted by Fortune Green

Jane, 16, learns the art of 'Tug Jobs'

In what is being seen as an increasingly desperate measure to reduce the unemployment figures, the government has set up "Marital Arts" training centres around London for plain girls of school-leaving age. The idea is that these 'vanilla bitches' as one official called them, will become skilled in the bedroom arts and quickly married off to unattractive fat men, thus keeping them off the 'dole'.

In this picture we see Jane, 16, learning to give 'Tug Jobs', also known as 'Polishing Percy', 'Buffing the Pylon', 'A Hand Shandy', or just 'A Wank'.
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n5gooner replied

26 August 2005, 07:38
.....
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Lucifer Box replied

26 August 2005, 07:17
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n5gooner replied

26 August 2005, 07:03
??
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Homer Simpson replied

26 August 2005, 00:32
It looks like a fcuking big-eared, spineless, socialist, idealistic "new" labour drone.
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