Odd Picture competition

**Churchill** · 25 August 2005, 07:07

Threaded just before he was arrested for stalking a Lamborghini owning wife of a diplomat...

**WageSlave** · 25 August 2005, 08:08

Originally posted by Churchill

Jesus, how big are the tongues on those shoes???? Are they trying to escape?

**Lucifer Box** · 25 August 2005, 08:10

It's parked in a disabled driver spot! And the car too!!

**stackpole** · 25 August 2005, 21:49

I don't know what this is, but it looks organic.

**Homer Simpson** · 26 August 2005, 00:32

It looks like a fcuking big-eared, spineless, socialist, idealistic "new" labour drone.

**n5gooner** · 26 August 2005, 07:03

??

**Lucifer Box** · 26 August 2005, 07:17

**n5gooner** · 26 August 2005, 07:38

.....

**wobbegong** · 26 August 2005, 07:49

Originally posted by Fortune Green

Jane, 16, learns the art of 'Tug Jobs'

In what is being seen as an increasingly desperate measure to reduce the unemployment figures, the government has set up "Marital Arts" training centres around London for plain girls of school-leaving age. The idea is that these 'vanilla bitches' as one official called them, will become skilled in the bedroom arts and quickly married off to unattractive fat men, thus keeping them off the 'dole'.

In this picture we see Jane, 16, learning to give 'Tug Jobs', also known as 'Polishing Percy', 'Buffing the Pylon', 'A Hand Shandy', or just 'A Wank'.

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