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    Odd Picture competition

    OK - Its Thursday, today’s competition is odd pictures, who can find the oddest picture.................


    I'll start off with the worlds "Hide & Seek Champ"

    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Threaded just before he was arrested for stalking a Lamborghini owning wife of a diplomat...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill
      Jesus, how big are the tongues on those shoes???? Are they trying to escape?
      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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        #4
        It's parked in a disabled driver spot! And the car too!!

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          #5
          I don't know what this is, but it looks organic.

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            #6

            It looks like a fcuking big-eared, spineless, socialist, idealistic "new" labour drone.
            I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

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              #7


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              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8

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                  #9

                  .....
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fortune Green

                    Jane, 16, learns the art of 'Tug Jobs'
                    In what is being seen as an increasingly desperate measure to reduce the unemployment figures, the government has set up "Marital Arts" training centres around London for plain girls of school-leaving age. The idea is that these 'vanilla bitches' as one official called them, will become skilled in the bedroom arts and quickly married off to unattractive fat men, thus keeping them off the 'dole'.

                    In this picture we see Jane, 16, learning to give 'Tug Jobs', also known as 'Polishing Percy', 'Buffing the Pylon', 'A Hand Shandy', or just 'A Wank'.
                    The vegetarian option.

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