Reply to: 2008 top gay cars

[chef]

imagine you are seriously looking for this years best gay car and simply search "2008 top gay cars" and click on the 5th link down thinking "them contractor folks should know a thing or 2 about buying a decent motor".. great advice guys..

google search

[Diver]

1. Cadillac CTS: Best Car for the Gay Professional
2. Volvo S80: Top Gadget Gay Car.
3. Audi R8: Best Car for the Millionaire-Gay
4. Pontiac Solstice: Best Topless Go-Go Getter (for the Mann with no tea shirt)
5. Range Rover: Best Car for the New Gay Family.
6. Saturn Astra: Best Twinkmobile. (for the younger gay proud of their sexuality
7. Smart Fortwo: Best Green Queen
8. Honda Accord Coupé: Best Cruiser for the Trendy Gay Men. (Coupé makes you even sexier)
9. Dodge Challenger: Best Retro Flagship. (Like the gay today: Nostalgia in its most modern form)

Imagine rear ending in one of those jobbies

[xoggoth]

Slugs are hermaphrodites. I only look at the female bits.

[tay]

Which one does Xeno have?

[AtW]

The wife has just bought a very gay kitchen blender. I try not to look at it in case my gaze is misconstrued.

But you are not afraid for your slug gazing to misconstrued?

[xoggoth]

The wife has just bought a very gay kitchen blender. I try not to look at it in case my gaze is misconstrued.

[oracleslave]

Sorry, spoken for.

HAB has already made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

My eyes are watering just thinking about it. Good luck

[bogeyman]

Ahh BM good to see you're back. Fancy a ride in my shiny volvo. I got sweets

Sorry, spoken for.

HAB has already made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

[oracleslave]

Well he probably though you were a typical gay S40 driver and didn't want to start taking his clothes off in case you made a pass at him

Ahh BM good to see you're back. Fancy a ride in my shiny volvo. I got sweets

[bogeyman]

Don't knock my seat warmers

Gave a colleague a lift to a client down in Bristol once on a hot summers day. He had the usual black suite and tie on so I stuck his seat warmer on just for a laugh. Watched him sweat the whole way there as he was too polite to say anything

Well he probably though you were a typical gay S40 driver and didn't want to start taking his clothes off in case you made a pass at him

[oracleslave]

Guess that must be important for today's gay man

Don't knock my seat warmers

Gave a colleague a lift to a client down in Bristol once on a hot summers day. He had the usual black suite and tie on so I stuck his seat warmer on just for a laugh. Watched him sweat the whole way there as he was too polite to say anything

[foritisme]

Dunno but my S40 has very little beyond seat warmers

Guess that must be important for today's gay man

[oracleslave]

Volvo S80: Top Gadget Gay Car.


What gadgets would they be then ?

Dunno but my S40 has very little beyond seat warmers

[foritisme]

Volvo S80: Top Gadget Gay Car.


What gadgets would they be then ?

[Incognito]

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayprodu...opcars2008.htm

Just 'cruising' that site were you?