Want to earn 100k gbp, you can thank me later

[AlfredJPruffock]

Fair enough in principle , but read very finely the fine print on this agreement , eg what happens if this erstwhile company liquidates say in six months time ...would you get a refund of your hard earned investment ???

But being a shrewd type Milan you knew that already bien sur.

[n5gooner]

[Jabberwocky]

No, most IT projects fail because of a lack of bananas. In any development project it is essential to ensure there is a logistical supply line of bananas to the front-line chimps. It is also vital to keep the battlefield clear of used banana skins should they cause an unfortunate slip-up. Failure to adhere to these requirements often leads to coders spanking their own monkeys in frustration and subsequent blindness.

From the JabberBook of IT project management.

[xoggoth]

Anyone interested is also eligible (only £5k investment needed) to join my Cyber Feng Shui franchise. Most IT projects fail because the arrangement of open windows fails to achieve proper harmony. There are also opportunities for the right people in my Tarot based project management services.

[n5gooner]

It would take me a couple of years on my Burger King wage.

apparently .net coding monkeys can demand large nuts for payment, but I guess they would not venture near your Burger King for fear of being turned into a burger.

[WageSlave]

you know 75k is respectable - but I bet there are people out there who do that in 6 months....

It would take me a couple of years on my Burger King wage.

[n5gooner]

you know 75k is respectable - but I bet there are people out there who do that in 6 months....

[The Lone Gunman]

crikey, with figures like that you must be one of the top earners here

congratulations

Milan.

Doubt it. Most people are too modest to post their earnings. I notice you havent.

[milanbenes]

crikey, with figures like that you must be one of the top earners here

congratulations

Milan.

[The Lone Gunman]

don't think I would get out of bed for 100k in 2 years.... Milan, are you on pocket money wages?

100K over 2 years from the monkey in the franchise on 15K + my consultancy fees and a major pointer in IR35 cases that I am a legitimate business. In fact employing the monkey probably negates IR35 entirely.

To WS average invoices have been about 75K for the last 6 years.

[WageSlave]

don't think I would get out of bed for 100k in 2 years.... Milan, are you on pocket money wages?

Jesus, how much are you people earning!?

[Rebecca Loos]

don't think I would get out of bed for 100k in 2 years.... Milan, are you on pocket money wages?

[milanbenes]

he who dares Rodders he who dares !

Milan.

[n5gooner]

but the monies you have to put up front - to what you can earn - in two years - makes it very hard work - but I guess if you are fresh out of uni or somthing with some capital to burn.............

[milanbenes]

http://www.computerweekly.co.uk/Jobs...ortunities.htm

Milan.