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Previously on "I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but..."

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Nah.

    That was Methuselah.

    960.

    Ish.
    969. An unforgettable number, when you think about it.

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  • zeitghost
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    His house was repossessed because he didn't have an echidna to pay the mortgage with...

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Nah.

    That was Methuselah.

    960.

    Ish.

    His house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.
    I ate an Echidna once........ Nope! sorry it was an anchovy

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    His house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.
    untill the great property crash of 2348 BC, when it dropped to the price of 2 fish

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Nah.

    That was Methuselah.

    960.

    Ish.

    His house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.
    I thought Noah, or someone of his ilk, lived for a couple of thousand years?

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You might be thinking of the worlds oldest living man. That chap might still be the oldest man that ever lived.
    Nah.

    That was Methuselah.

    960.

    Ish.

    His house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Well I cant help feeling that the reporting has let us down (again), if they meant that they should have been more specific




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    They also failed to mention the value of his house and how much he bought it for. Tardy.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You might be thinking of the worlds oldest living man. That chap might still be the oldest man that ever lived.
    Well I cant help feeling that the reporting has let us down (again), if they meant that they should have been more specific




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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    How can the worlds oldest man have died at 138 years old.
    Surely he was the worlds oldest man up till yesterday morning, but he isn't now.

    That title now belongs to someone else, who isn't yet a stiff




    You might be thinking of the worlds oldest living man. That chap might still be the oldest man that ever lived.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but...
    I am being deliberately

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but...

    I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but...

    How can the worlds oldest man have died at 138 years old.
    Surely he was the worlds oldest man up till yesterday morning, but he isn't now.

    That title now belongs to someone else, who isn't yet a stiff




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