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Previously on "I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but..."
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His house was repossessed because he didn't have an echidna to pay the mortgage with...
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untill the great property crash of 2348 BC, when it dropped to the price of 2 fishOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostHis house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.
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I thought Noah, or someone of his ilk, lived for a couple of thousand years?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNah.
That was Methuselah.
960.
Ish.
His house was worth 15 goats, 3 camels and an echidna.
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They also failed to mention the value of his house and how much he bought it for. Tardy.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWell I cant help feeling that the reporting has let us down (again), if they meant that they should have been more specific
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Well I cant help feeling that the reporting has let us down (again), if they meant that they should have been more specificOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou might be thinking of the worlds oldest living man. That chap might still be the oldest man that ever lived.
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You might be thinking of the worlds oldest living man. That chap might still be the oldest man that ever lived.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHow can the worlds oldest man have died at 138 years old.
Surely he was the worlds oldest man up till yesterday morning, but he isn't now.
That title now belongs to someone else, who isn't yet a stiff

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I don't mean to be picky or pedantic, but...
How can the worlds oldest man have died at 138 years old.
Surely he was the worlds oldest man up till yesterday morning, but he isn't now.
That title now belongs to someone else, who isn't yet a stiff
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