Worlds oldest man dies

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TimberWolf replied

21 August 2008, 11:36
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

1,923,341,244th

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foritisme replied

21 August 2008, 11:33
1,923,341,244th

1,923,341,243th

1,923,341,242th ........
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NotAllThere replied

21 August 2008, 11:06
Wow, does that mean I'm now the 1,923,341,245th oldest man in the world?
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Advocate replied

21 August 2008, 11:04
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

The world's oldest man never dies, because as soon as he's no longer alive, someone else becomes the oldest man alive.

I was hoping someone would point this out...

It's really more about the second oldest man being promoted...
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NotAllThere replied

21 August 2008, 11:00
The world's oldest man never dies, because as soon as he's no longer alive, someone else becomes the oldest man alive.
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foritisme replied

21 August 2008, 10:41
If the oldest man in the world has died, does that mean there is no longer an oldest man in the world.
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DimPrawn replied

21 August 2008, 10:32
Not only did his Birth Certificate say he was born in 1870, it also says he had an MCSE in Windows 2000 and a Masters in Computer Science.

You can't beat these Indian chappies.
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scooterscot replied

21 August 2008, 10:30
fook me nue lie will have has working until we're 100 if this becomes the norm...
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snaw replied

21 August 2008, 10:27
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

World's oldest man dies at the age of 138.

I'm only reporting this for edification purposes, not saying it's true. He doesn't look a day over 125 to me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...s-age-138.html

- He has received a pension since 1938
- Has outlived his wife by 70 years
- Was probably too old to fight in the 2nd (of three) World War, what with being a pensioner when it broke out
- Was probably probably pretty healthy into old age since penicillin still hadn't even been discovered

Yes, yes. But how much was his house worth in his will - the readers demand an answer?
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TimberWolf started a topic Worlds oldest man dies

21 August 2008, 10:26
Worlds oldest man dies

World's oldest man dies at the age of 138.

I'm only reporting this for edification purposes, not saying it's true. He doesn't look a day over 125 to me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...s-age-138.html

- He has received a pension since 1938
- Has outlived his wife by 70 years
- Was probably too old to fight in the 2nd (of three) World War, what with being a pensioner when it broke out
- Was probably probably pretty healthy into old age since penicillin still hadn't even been discovered
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