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[foritisme]

I woke up and discovered I was dreaming - I then got up to go to work when........

I discovered, I was in fact, Gay Gordon. Well blow me ! Darling, Darling come to my office straight away. We have a crisis on our hands and it is our duty to this proud nation to do the only thing that will solve this crisis. We must.................

[BrilloPad]

And property values rocketed again. Gordy and his cronies were hailed as heroes until .........................

I woke up and discovered I was dreaming - I then got up to go to work when........

[Diver]

Fortunately the amazingly talented UK Government had designed a market bungee cord and it bounced right back....


(This is a work of fiction and fantasy after all)

And property values rocketed again. Gordy and his cronies were hailed as heroes until .........................

[TykeMerc]

The housing market had just hit rock bottom.

Fortunately the amazingly talented UK Government had designed a market bungee cord and it bounced right back....


(This is a work of fiction and fantasy after all)

[EqualOpportunities]

Rice, so Anneka Rice was flown in by helicopter and 69 was back on the menu.
big ears and Noddy flipped off together in Noddy's car, but as they stopped at the first set of traffic lights, there was an almighty crash..................

The housing market had just hit rock bottom.

[Diver]

Suddenly PC Plod appeared brandishing his big helmet. I have come to save the day, Chinese sounds nice, 69, dinner for two, big ears you can flip off, battered duck sounds good but they had ran out of ....

Rice, so Anneka Rice was flown in by helicopter and 69 was back on the menu.
big ears and Noddy flipped off together in Noddy's car, but as they stopped at the first set of traffic lights, there was an almighty crash..................

[Solent]

Suddenly PC Plod appeared brandishing his big helmet. I have come to save the day, Chinese sounds nice, 69, dinner for two, big ears you can **** off, battered duck sounds good but they had ran out of ....

[Paddy]

Ask if they take plastic or do they prefer the proper thing, but mine has got a bit squashed after...

getting a cheap thrill with a mangle. Perhaps it will fit a Chinese better..

[Solent]

Ask if they take plastic or do they prefer the proper thing, but mine has got a bit squashed after...

[Paddy]

The nearest Brothel... I could do wonderful things do these women with my big ears and with your (Noddies) small bonnet until they found out I had a ...

n empty wallet. Will they accept Argos vouchers or shall I …

[Solent]

The nearest Brothel... I could do wonderful things do these women with my big ears and with your (Noddies) small bonnet until they found out I had a ...

[Diver]

...said Noddy. Big ears said "I'd rather poke my eye out with a pointy stick, than listen to that fat tit" Noddy agreed, and they both walked off towards.................

[Paddy]

and messing with their 'Wads' until spotted with a ...

near blind train enthusiast. In a rather geeky voice he described what he believed was going on with Gordon “ That’s interesting…

[Solent]

and messing with their 'Wads' until spotted with a ...

[Diver]

who was happy and liked gin, decided he would rather...

screw the little people by ripping off their pensions and............