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Previously on "Emancipation for OracleSlave"

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  • Pondlife
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    Maybe he foolishly dressed as the joker or the penquin and got clobbered by the f4j superheroes.

    Assuming they managed to climb down from whichever bridge they were protecting.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my song - wasted





    Bloody do-gooders.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my song - wasted





    Save it, it'll come in handy. I've met the guy. Only a matter of time...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my song - wasted





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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You lot are useless - he's gone on his holidays!!
    my song - wasted





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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You lot are useless - he's gone on his holidays!!
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Ah yes. I remember.
    Oh yeah...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You lot are useless - he's gone on his holidays!!
    Ah yes. I remember.

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  • cailin maith
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    You lot are useless - he's gone on his holidays!!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    last I heard he was having a bit of argy bargy with Brillo ref f4j





    Ah yes. I remember.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    last I heard he was having a bit of argy bargy with Brillo ref f4j





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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Update required.

    What's happened to OS?
    WHS

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  • Churchill
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    Update required.

    What's happened to OS?

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Emancipation for OracleSlave

    Emancipation for OracleSlave

    Free OS now


    here's my little song to support the cause


    Dere's an ol' man called the ORACLE guru,
    Dat's de ol' man that I'd like to be,
    What does he care if the world's got troubles?
    What does he care if de project ain't free?
    Ol' Man guru,
    dat Ol' Man Guru,
    He mus' know something',
    But don' say nothin';
    He jus' keeps rollin',
    He keeps on rollin' along.
    He don't use corba,
    He don't do codin,
    An' them that does 'em
    Is soon forgotten,
    But Ol' Man Guru,
    He jus' keeps rollin' along.
    You an' me, we sweat an' strain,
    Body all achin' and racked with pain.
    "Tote that barge! Lift that bale!"
    Git a little drunk,
    An' you lands in jail!
    Ah gits weary,
    An' sick o' tryin',
    Ah'm tired o' livin',
    And skeered o' dyin',
    But Ol' Man Guru,
    He jus' keeps rollin' along!





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