Maybe he foolishly dressed as the joker or the penquin and got clobbered by the f4j superheroes.
Assuming they managed to climb down from whichever bridge they were protecting.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou lot are useless - he's gone on his holidays!!
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last I heard he was having a bit of argy bargy with Brillo ref f4j
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Emancipation for OracleSlave
Free OS now
here's my little song to support the cause
Dere's an ol' man called the ORACLE guru,
Dat's de ol' man that I'd like to be,
What does he care if the world's got troubles?
What does he care if de project ain't free?
Ol' Man guru,
dat Ol' Man Guru,
He mus' know something',
But don' say nothin';
He jus' keeps rollin',
He keeps on rollin' along.
He don't use corba,
He don't do codin,
An' them that does 'em
Is soon forgotten,
But Ol' Man Guru,
He jus' keeps rollin' along.
You an' me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin' and racked with pain.
"Tote that barge! Lift that bale!"
Git a little drunk,
An' you lands in jail!
Ah gits weary,
An' sick o' tryin',
Ah'm tired o' livin',
And skeered o' dyin',
But Ol' Man Guru,
He jus' keeps rollin' along!
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