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Spacecadet replied

19 August 2008, 07:57
Originally posted by chicane View Post

Salford

What do you think the residents of the affluent and picturesque town of Stockport will make of your accusation?

Time to get a Nintendo DS with Brain Training, don't know how I managed to get that so wrong
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HermanDune replied

19 August 2008, 06:56
A mulatto, an albino!

Smells Like Chav Spirit
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chicane replied

19 August 2008, 06:51
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Stockport

Salford

What do you think the residents of the affluent and picturesque town of Stockport will make of your accusation?
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Diver replied

19 August 2008, 01:44
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Slap 'er

It's the only language they understand, or so I am informed by a usually unreliable source (DP)

slap 'er wiv a brick, innit
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NickFitz replied

19 August 2008, 01:39
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Slappers

Slap 'er

It's the only language they understand, or so I am informed by a usually unreliable source (DP)
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Diver replied

19 August 2008, 01:20
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Meaty wenches... they might take some taming

Mmm....

Slappers
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NickFitz replied

19 August 2008, 01:03
Originally posted by bodnobal View Post

She is quite a looker though don't you think.

Meaty wenches... they might take some taming

Mmm....
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mailric replied

18 August 2008, 22:03
any birds in day-glo colours get my vote
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Diver replied

18 August 2008, 21:55
Originally posted by bodnobal View Post

She is quite a looker though don't you think.

You have very low self esteem......just a guess
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bodnobal replied

18 August 2008, 21:53
She is quite a looker though don't you think.
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mailric replied

18 August 2008, 21:49
ah, that explains it. she must have spotted the bloke from the social a few rows down and tried to scarper
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Diver replied

18 August 2008, 21:48
How the hell could she afford it on benefits

What they should do is estimate the total cost of the holiday, and reduce the amount of her benefits payments by that amount per annum.
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Spacecadet started a topic Stockports Finest

18 August 2008, 21:34
Stockports Finest

Couple of girls get kicked off an airplane for trying to open the door mid flight:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7527058.stm
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....pen_plane_door

Then protest their innocence:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....e_duo_innocent

Then fellow passengers back up the airline/german police:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....als_a_disgrace

And now it turns out that the girls on benefits and one of them has a series of outstanding fines (including one for common assault):
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...._jet_drama_mum

Evidence if evidence was needed that the benefits system needs a complete overhaul
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