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Previously on "If You Could Say One Thing to Gordon Brown's Face..."

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I've just remembered this from Babylon 5 (SFW)

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  • TykeMerc
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    I'm amazed no-one else has done this response yet!!

    F**k off

    Seriously!

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  • cojak
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    "I know you! You're the man who stole my pension!!!"


    (Even permies can identify with this one...)

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  • DiscoStu
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    I think I'd just head-butt him.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    What's the internet login/password for the government's current account ?
    Why? You want to make a deposit to help them out of the red?

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  • moorfield
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    What's the internet login/password for the government's current account ?

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Hi Five!

    or in his case, Hi IR thirty Five!
    That was really pish.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Hi Five!

    or in his case, Hi IR thirty Five!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
    It would be...

    "When was the last time Alistair Darling took his head out of your arse and kissed you on the lips?"
    Boy he sure does have purdy lips.

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by pisces View Post
    What would it be?
    It would be...

    "When was the last time Alistair Darling took his head out of your arse and kissed you on the lips?"

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  • pisces
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Doomed!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Cometh the hour cometh the man.
    The saviour walks amongst us.
    Your taxes have staved off boom'n'bust, Global Warming and a crisis in the NHS.
    Please tax the other things we dont like to make them go away also, like cancer and old age.

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  • snaw
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    You've a face for the radio big man, no mistake!

    ;-)

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  • ace00
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    Well done for winning so many Olympic medals for Britain Gordon, it is obviousley due to Labour policy.

    Tough luck about the economy, it is obviousley due to World circumstances outside of your control.

    I have an IT project in mind...............6 or 7 billion quid.........small change...essential if we are to avoid global warming, etc.

    Boomed.

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  • Xenophon
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    Moooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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