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Previously on "Rich Tea biscuit"

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I vote Andyw
    WHS

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Should do a poll...
    I vote Andyw

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  • Xenophon
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    Should do a poll...

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've got soggy biscuit all down my front now.
    Really?

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  • conned tractor
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    Offer to dunk her party ring good and proper.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Is that a euphemism?
    Youthemism. She's only 20

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Dim Prawn will probably just do something boring like taking her up the Oxo Tower.
    Is that a euphemism?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Dim Prawn will probably just do something boring like taking her up the Oxo Tower.

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  • Bob Dalek
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    It's a clear Green Light to roger her stupid over the photocopier. Watch out, though.

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  • Diver
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    Or a good fillet

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    Maybe she'd like a HobNob ?
    Or spotted dick?

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  • moorfield
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    Maybe she'd like a HobNob ?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Young 20 something in a short skirt has just offered my a Rich Tea biscuit. Should I indulge?
    Ask her if she wants some crumpet.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes. dunk it in something hot and wet right now.
    you only live once etc

    Not too hot, Health and Safety considerations.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I've got soggy biscuit all down my front now.

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