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NotAllThere replied

12 August 2008, 15:56
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

offered to buy the whole pub and burned THAT in his face, to celebrate...

I bow before the master.
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Xenophon replied

12 August 2008, 15:53
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

trumped my drinks. well played.
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AZZIK replied

12 August 2008, 15:01
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

Gobbed him!
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Advocate replied

12 August 2008, 14:46
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

offered to buy the whole pub and burned THAT in his face, to celebrate...
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DS23 replied

12 August 2008, 14:41
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

offered to buy the whole pub, to celebrate...

trumped my drinks. well played.
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NotAllThere replied

12 August 2008, 14:40
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

you should have loudly pitied his poorly paid job and offered to buy the whole pub a drink to celebrate your latest temporary position..

offered to buy the whole pub, to celebrate...
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Diver replied

12 August 2008, 14:33
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I say flash the cash and rub his face in it.

Show him one of your fancy motors. If you don't have a fancy motor, ask Churchill if you can borrow one of his.

But not the Orange one, You don't want him to think you're a bit of a limp wrist

Hi! Winston
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Xenophon replied

12 August 2008, 14:30
I say flash the cash and rub his face in it.

Show him one of your fancy motors. If you don't have a fancy motor, ask Churchill if you can borrow one of his.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

12 August 2008, 14:28
Keep up the image of being a ‘temp’. It’s easier for people like that to understand and for you to hide the income. Otherwise he’ll be on your case all the time to pay for this ‘n that, etc.
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Diver replied

12 August 2008, 14:27
Should have said "Yeh! Bit strapped for cash too, How about you getting the rounds in"
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Xenophon replied

12 August 2008, 14:22
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

Trumped my burning twenty. Well played.
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DS23 replied

12 August 2008, 14:18
you should have loudly pitied his poorly paid job and offered to buy the whole pub a drink to celebrate your latest temporary position..
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Bob Dalek replied

12 August 2008, 14:15
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

You should have gently slapped him about the mush with a fan of fifties.

Trumped my burning twenty. Well played.
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Xenophon replied

12 August 2008, 14:07
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

'still temping then EO?'

You should have gently slapped him about the mush with a fan of fifties.
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Bob Dalek replied

12 August 2008, 14:02
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The missus sister met a new guy about four years ago and they moved in together. He's a real essex boy and he never stops talking, I reckon he's got verbal diahorrea. Anyways he works as a storeman in a a forklift truck place, which is fair enough. He was quite keen to find out what I do for a living.

When we met up to go on a canal boating holiday he says in the pub 'still temping then EO?'

I wanted to gob the git

Should have set fire to a twenty in front of him.
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