Reply to: Am I going the right way? #2

[Diver]

>Diver exits the forest, plucking porcupine quills from his groin. He picks up the C4, saying " that porcupine is getting it, one way or another"

[realityhack]

James appears and cuts the wire at 0.5 seconds. Looks around at Cocktail Host, who does he see?

>A voice in the trees is heard to say 'dammit'.
>There is a forest clearing here, with some C4 in a shoebox, and a sign. Exits N, E & W.

[MarillionFan]

James appears and cuts the wire at 0.5 seconds. Looks around at Cocktail Host, who does he see?

[realityhack]

>Look in shoebox

>You see approximately 5kg of C4 plastic explosive with an LED timer counting down from 2... 1...

[Diver]

>Look in shoebox

[realityhack]

fire her up!

You asked for it...
>CUK MINIMUD V1
>you are in a forest clearing, there is a small shoebox on the floor here, and a sign. Exits N, E & W.

[DS23]

.. why don't you play a mini game-within-a-game?

hey i've a great idea - why don't we play that mini game within a game? you know that one that's called.. what's it called? you know... damn it ... game within a game or something like that no, that's not right... a mini amusing interlude? oh whatever. fire her up!

[realityhack]

<aside>Oh bloody hell - it's a Friday Night! You don't really want to be playing CUK MUD V2 do you? Do you? *mumbles something, kicks the cat* I don't even have the game map with me... why don't you play a mini game-within-a-game?</aside>

[BrilloPad]

Is this program working?

[Bob Dalek]

Oh Dear (TM), the hosting company has just gone bust and the receivers have confiscated the servers. You have to ring Iron Mountain and call your previous DBA, as he's password-protected the backups... is there enough lolly in the kitty to tempt him back?

[TheFaQQer]

Reboot, Mr. Squirrel!!!!

I've been waiting for this to restart for ages.....

[Moscow Mule]

rings support line, listens to musak, drums fingers and waits...

opens phone bill. gawps and shouts upstairs "who'se been using the phone!"

Err, you have...

[DS23]

opens phone bill. gawps and shouts upstairs "who'se been using the phone!"

[Pondlife]

Goes for a shower, puts a clean shirt on and then goes out to a local bar to talk to ladies.

[Moscow Mule]

*taps screen forlornly*