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bloody hell i should hope so at that price! that's more than the lizardy one spends on a car.
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Right, done ...
Although I snapped the edge trimmer blade ...
Job well done ...
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bush...Originally posted by oracleslave View Postto be fair it sounds more pc than 'trim her bush
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Perhaps you should invest in an automatic lawnmower, also known as a cow!Originally posted by zeitghostThe motor broke, probably due to the vibrations.
It took me two hours to find the broken bit on the field winding & repair it...
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Yeah but you're a permy!Originally posted by zeitghostThe motor broke, probably due to the vibrations.
It took me two hours to find the broken bit on the field winding & repair it...
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Self-lubricating Nylon blob.Originally posted by zeitghostFlymo Compact 400 in that hideous bright orange they love so much...
It seems to vibrate a lot these days, maybe the bearings are shot or something.
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according to the homebase website i have something described as a "sovereign self propelled petrol rotary lawnmower".
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Just to clarify - before I get banned - I'm cutting the grass in the garden!
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to be fair it sounds more pc than 'trim her bits'Originally posted by DaveB View PostIs that what they are calling it these days?
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