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Previously on "Bad and misleading advice duties"

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  • insight14
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    How about, don't eat marmite before an interview. Looks like you've just been rimming.

    HTH
    Reminded me of an old joke

    Bloke sits down in a dentists chair.
    Dentist: Here, have you and the missus been at the 69 action this morning?
    Bloke (embarressed): Jesus! Does my breath smell? Stray pube in the teeth?
    Dentist: No, you've got tulipe up your nose.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Windows Vista is great. If I were you, I'd switch now even though it's only in Beta.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Or Transformers...
    Quite. Optimus Prime does bring tears to the eyes.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Well done that man. And hoping that there aren't any carrots.
    Or Transformers...

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    Licking round the edge of a marmite jar.
    Well done that man. And hoping that there aren't any carrots.

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  • wc2
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    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    What do you think it is?
    Licking round the edge of a marmite jar.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    What's rimming?
    What do you think it is?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Lucifer's top tip for the day:

    Don't eat the yellow snow.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    How about, don't eat marmite before an interview. Looks like you've just been rimming.

    HTH
    What's rimming?

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates


    Come on chaps am I the only one doling out ill thought out and misleading advice on the mugs, "I don't realise they're a load of ignorant plonkers, so I'll ask some advice" forums.

    I mean come on...
    How about, don't eat marmite before an interview. Looks like you've just been rimming.

    HTH

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Bad and misleading advice duties

    Bad and misleading advice duties



    Come on chaps am I the only one doling out ill thought out and misleading advice on the mugs, "I don't realise they're a load of ignorant plonkers, so I'll ask some advice" forums.

    I mean come on...

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