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Previously on "Whar are you doing this weekend?"

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Cut the lawn yesterday.

    Tomorrow I'm going clubbing.

    I'm off to Canada for the baby seals.
    puppies

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Or a Pot Noodle smiley
    Now that would be CLASS with a capital ASS.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I'm thinking we need a webcam smiley.
    Or a Pot Noodle smiley

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I'm thinking we need a webcam smiley.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I like your optimism. But you know it'll be the latter dont you?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I like your optimism. But you know it'll be the latter dont you?
    I'm thinking we need a webcam smiley.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


    and/or

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    I like your optimism. But you know it'll be the latter dont you?

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  • Xenophon
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    and/or

    ing

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    How far away from home does a cat have to be before it is deemed 'lost'?
    When it can't reach the food bowl within a minute?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Sorry to hear that. Why not get another cat. I have got 2 lazy scroungers you can have if you want - I will tell the gf they got lost and could not find their way home.
    How far away from home does a cat have to be before it is deemed 'lost'?

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  • Ollie
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    Tonight = Mates stag part 2

    Tomoz = Same mates 40th

    *He is gonna hurt on Sunday
    **No I don't plan to probe him

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I have to clear out cat bits as my 20 year-old cat was put down yesterday evening.

    I also plan to go to the cinema to see either Hancock or Wanted, and drink lots of vodka
    Sorry to hear that. Why not get another cat. I have got 2 lazy scroungers you can have if you want - I will tell the gf they got lost and could not find their way home.

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  • ladymuck
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    I have to clear out cat bits as my 20 year-old cat was put down yesterday evening.

    I also plan to go to the cinema to see either Hancock or Wanted, and drink lots of vodka

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    On your hand? You can't make it much worse...
    I bet he can

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    DIY surgery
    On your hand? You can't make it much worse...

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