Daily Doom

[Alf W]

Odd. You wouldn't expect the Telegraph to keep putting the boot into Gordon Brown when he's down would you?

[miffy]

Thanks DP. I was feeling far too optimistic today.

[HairyArsedBloke]

The "Everyone is Fooked" story is well

In Britain, the Shadow Monetary Policy Committee - hosted by the Institute for Economic Affairs, and a refuge for UK monetarists - issued its own alert this week. The focus is on "adjusted M4", which covers loans to "private non-financial corporations" and may offer the best insight into the health of British business.

The growth rate has dropped from 16.1pc a year ago to minus 0.5pc in April. It is the suddenness of the decline that matters most. The data reeks of recession.

Too right it does.

The US economic consensus is New-Keynesian (dynamic stochastic general equilibrium model).

That's your problem right there, init mate. Get that sorted and you'll be right as ninepence in no time.

[BlasterBates]

This has to be best Doom posting I've ever read.

My goodness, I think I'm going to start to drive the wrong way up the motorway.

[ace00]

Excellent doom.
I'm going to change my job, get one in a big high-rise, next to the window, ready to jump. Preparation is key.

I liked the punch-line too

"The 9th Circle in Dante's Inferno - starring Judas and Brutus - is a frozen lake. Cold can be more frightful than heat. "Blue pinch'd and shrined in ice the spirits stood," (Canto XXXIII). Such awaits the victims of debt deflation."

So not only are we going to lose all our posessions we will also die and go to hell. Pure 100% *DOOM*

[Diver]

cure?

1. Stop sending aid abroad.
   
2. Bomb Iran Iraq (and Afghanistan) back to the stone age
   
3. Nick all the Oil
   
4. Recolonise Africa
   
5. Nick all Africa's Mineral wealth

Sorted

[DimPrawn]

I thought so too.

[Xenophon]

Super fooking doom posting, DP.

[DimPrawn]

UK slide in house prices is the worst since the Great Depression



Spain is Fooked

USA is Fooked


UK Banks are Fooked

Everyone is Fooked


HTH