Reply to: Worst First Date

[Diver]

My worst first date:

Took a girl to pictures, by Taxi, Hoping to impress I gave the Taxi driver what I thought was a fiver, and told him to keep the change. he roared off without waiting for me to close the door.
I'd given him a twenty, leaving me with five pounds (I'd only had £25) Not enough for the Cinema. I had to walk home after getting her a taxi home.

Never seen her again

[Charles Foster Kane]

clueless

Agreed, I was then, at 13.

[oracleslave]

I remember it well, I was 13 years old, in my best clothes, taking a girl I liked to the cinema.

I was trying my best to look cool - and in an attempt to impress her ordered the super giganto size popcorn and drinks at the confectionery counter, however being a gangly teen I swung round as she asked me a question and knocked the 4 litres of coke and all the popcorn on to the floor.

I stood there red faced as the cashier unsympathetically said 'you're gonna have to clean that up!'. Embarrassed I argued with him and was about to take the girl and storm off as I slipped in the mixture doing my back in, and was sliding about the floor in an attempt to get up - causing a bit of a scene.

I kid you not, that was how it happened. It was like a dodgy Adam Sandler movie..

clueless

[Charles Foster Kane]

I remember it well, I was 13 years old, in my best clothes, taking a girl I liked to the cinema.

I was trying my best to look cool - and in an attempt to impress her ordered the super giganto size popcorn and drinks at the confectionery counter, however being a gangly teen I swung round as she asked me a question and knocked the 4 litres of coke and all the popcorn on to the floor.

I stood there red faced as the cashier unsympathetically said 'you're gonna have to clean that up!'. Embarrassed I argued with him and was about to take the girl and storm off as I slipped in the mixture doing my back in, and was sliding about the floor in an attempt to get up - causing a bit of a scene.

I kid you not, that was how it happened. It was like a dodgy Adam Sandler movie..

[FiveTimes]

Don't even go there!

OK I'll leave that for you

[Diver]

I'm waiting for the post about baggy and Lucy

Don't even go there!

[FiveTimes]

I'm waiting for the post about baggy and Lucy

[FiveTimes]

My worst first date was going out with a lass, and we went out for a meal.
I ordered a buttered chicken curry and it didn't settle too well and after the meal a loads of booze I hurled all over the place.

Still she was too pissed to notice

[sasguru]

Not unless he dated a chick from Leicester.

Norfolk

[Diver]

You're talking about bag-o-pus aren't you?

Classic

[Sockpuppet]

You're talking about bag-o-pus aren't you?

Not unless he dated a chick from Leicester.

[DimPrawn]

I do know a girl who met someone online dating. He'd lied about his height. She was 5'10" so was looking 6'+ and this guy was 5'8" at the most. She invited him back to her place where he thought he was going to get a shag but she preceeeded to get a tape measure out and measured him.



Apparently she was a little ****ed off having been on 16 dates through the internet and them all having been a-holes.

You're talking about bag-o-pus aren't you?

[Sockpuppet]

I've never really had a bad date to be fair. Not a bad one of epic proportions anyway.


I do know a girl who met someone online dating. He'd lied about his height. She was 5'10" so was looking 6'+ and this guy was 5'8" at the most. She invited him back to her place where he thought he was going to get a shag but she preceeeded to get a tape measure out and measured him.



Apparently she was a little ****ed off having been on 16 dates through the internet and them all having been a-holes.

[TimberWolf]

Thanks for spoiling my reply - I was about to make that sausage joke!

That's okay, I'll do it.

The [promiscuous guy] even entered his dachshund in the dog show

[Churchill]

Is this thread about "The first date we've ever had" or just a "First Date with a particular person"?

Personally, I've never really had a nasty experience.

Can't say the same for the other person though...