Worst First Date

[Sockpuppet]

You're talking about bag-o-pus aren't you?

Not unless he dated a chick from Leicester.

[Diver]

You're talking about bag-o-pus aren't you?

Classic

[sasguru]

Not unless he dated a chick from Leicester.

Norfolk

[FiveTimes]

My worst first date was going out with a lass, and we went out for a meal.
I ordered a buttered chicken curry and it didn't settle too well and after the meal a loads of booze I hurled all over the place.

Still she was too pissed to notice

[FiveTimes]

I'm waiting for the post about baggy and Lucy

[Diver]

I'm waiting for the post about baggy and Lucy

Don't even go there!

[FiveTimes]

Don't even go there!

OK I'll leave that for you

[Charles Foster Kane]

I remember it well, I was 13 years old, in my best clothes, taking a girl I liked to the cinema.

I was trying my best to look cool - and in an attempt to impress her ordered the super giganto size popcorn and drinks at the confectionery counter, however being a gangly teen I swung round as she asked me a question and knocked the 4 litres of coke and all the popcorn on to the floor.

I stood there red faced as the cashier unsympathetically said 'you're gonna have to clean that up!'. Embarrassed I argued with him and was about to take the girl and storm off as I slipped in the mixture doing my back in, and was sliding about the floor in an attempt to get up - causing a bit of a scene.

I kid you not, that was how it happened. It was like a dodgy Adam Sandler movie..

[oracleslave]

I remember it well, I was 13 years old, in my best clothes, taking a girl I liked to the cinema.

I was trying my best to look cool - and in an attempt to impress her ordered the super giganto size popcorn and drinks at the confectionery counter, however being a gangly teen I swung round as she asked me a question and knocked the 4 litres of coke and all the popcorn on to the floor.

I stood there red faced as the cashier unsympathetically said 'you're gonna have to clean that up!'. Embarrassed I argued with him and was about to take the girl and storm off as I slipped in the mixture doing my back in, and was sliding about the floor in an attempt to get up - causing a bit of a scene.

I kid you not, that was how it happened. It was like a dodgy Adam Sandler movie..

clueless

[Charles Foster Kane]

clueless

Agreed, I was then, at 13.