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Previously on "Get yet bats out for the lads."

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Oh, yes. Remember this?
    Yes I do. And I remember thinking at the time why the poor bloke wasn't allowed to do what he damn well liked in the privacy of his own room.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    From the side bar of the same page "Man has sex with table"

    There's some strange folk out there.

    Oh, yes. Remember this?

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  • Diver
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    Mmmmmmm umbrella hole

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  • DaveB
    replied
    From the side bar of the same page "Man has sex with table"

    There's some strange folk out there.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    What a woman. Huge knockers and no teeth!
    Saves smashing em out wiv a brick first, dunnit?

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  • Moose423956
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    What a woman. Huge knockers and no teeth!

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  • wobbegong
    replied
    Thanks SP, a new low in my life. Today I find I'm actually envious of a bat!

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  • Diver
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    Now that's what I'm talking about Mmmmmmmm

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  • Xenophon
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    You beat me!

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  • Xenophon
    replied
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Link?
    Less like a bra, more like heavy-lifting machinery

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  • DimPrawn
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    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...7&in_page_id=2

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    There's one in the Metro... she's a big lass...

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
    Link?

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  • zeitghost
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    There's one in the Metro... she's a big lass...

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic Get yet bats out for the lads.

    Get yet bats out for the lads.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7496923.stm

    A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

    Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

    When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.


    Though I feel pictures are a must.

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