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cailin maith replied

4 July 2008, 12:06
Originally posted by tay View Post

Quiet in the slapper seats
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tay replied

4 July 2008, 12:03
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Thats Tay

Quiet in the slapper seats
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DaveB replied

4 July 2008, 11:36
Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post

I went dwarf tossing once

Tosser or tossee?
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sasguru replied

4 July 2008, 11:32
Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post

You ruined my joke

Sorry
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SallyAnne replied

4 July 2008, 11:31
Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post

I went dwarf tossing once

We've all done it once
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Incognito replied

4 July 2008, 11:29
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Winking.

Hope you washed your hands afterwards.

You ruined my joke
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sasguru replied

4 July 2008, 11:28
Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post

I went dwarf tossing once

Winking.

Hope you washed your hands afterwards.
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Incognito replied

4 July 2008, 11:26
I went dwarf tossing once
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SallyAnne replied

4 July 2008, 11:17
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

And that's how the fight started......

If you have to tell us it's a joke in the title, then it's clearly not going to be funny.

If you'd started it off saying you rear ended a dwarf this morning....then you would have had my attention
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oracleslave replied

4 July 2008, 11:16
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

And that's how the fight started......
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Dow Jones replied

4 July 2008, 11:14
Joke

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Let's be Frank about this. I am not a dwarf

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

And that's how the fight started......
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Zippy replied

4 July 2008, 11:14
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Oh no!!!!!

balls.

Nooo Sally - you'll set Xen off again
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Xenophon replied

4 July 2008, 11:13
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

balls.

Leave it.
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SallyAnne replied

4 July 2008, 11:12
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

Oh Sally!
Wrong again!

Oh no!!!!!

This just isn't my day

balls.
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oracleslave replied

4 July 2008, 11:10
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Don't be grumpy

Let's be Frank about this. I am not a dwarf
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