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It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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Me no Tom - me TomTomOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostI've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.
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Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineerOriginally posted by PRC1964 View PostYes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience ....
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It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postchemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
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It's the opposite of false love and true hate, and a bit different from false hate. Underground.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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Truelove?
Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience and know how to apply all the patches.
There are a few bugs in the latest version, but as long as you take as some simple precautions it can still be quite cost efficient.
Whatever you do, make sure you have a decent firewall as TrueLove can be vulnerable to "Denial of Service" attacks. I suggest you install nookie 3.7 to see you through those dark times.
HTH
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Putting up with various soaps originating from the southern hemisphere?
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