The usual suspects coming out of the woodwork...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Hmmm Gill Sayward, I knew I knew that name from somewhere

Apart from apparently not being able to tell the difference between 42 hours and 42 days

http://www.saward.org/Articles/haltemprice.htm

.....Because David Davis isn’t only concerned about the possibility that a small number of suspected terrorists may be detained for up to 42 hours, with safeguards........

I wonder what sort of an MP she'd make?

[Xenophon]

I'm sure she'll bring some useful assets to the House of Commons:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...Fq1f1/610x.jpg

Good lord!

[PRC1964]

In Haltemprice and Howden. Including ZG's old friend Mr Icke

Church of the Militant Elvis gets my vote!

Full list of Candidates :

Grace Christine Astley - Independent
David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
David Craig - Independent
Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
David Michael Davis - Conservative
Tony Farnon - Independent
Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
George Hargreaves - Christian Party
Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
David Icke - No party listed
John Nicholson - Independent
Shan Oakes - Green Party
David Pinder - The New Party
Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
Jill Saward - Independent
Norman Scarth - Independent
Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
John Randle Upex - Independent
Greg Wood - Independent

I'm sure she'll bring some useful assets to the House of Commons:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...Fq1f1/610x.jpg

[Xenophon]

Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party

Could she be any worse than a 'proper' candidate?

[DaveB]

Excellent.

I still remember well his appearance on Wogan talking about reptilian shape shifters.

Take a look at his Website, he's not getting any saner...

[Churchill]

In Haltemprice and Howden. Including ZG's old friend Mr Icke

Church of the Militant Elvis gets my vote!

Full list of Candidates :

Grace Christine Astley - Independent
David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
Mad-Cow Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
David Craig - Independent
Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
David Michael Davis - Conservative
Tony Farnon - Independent
Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
George Hargreaves - Christian Party
Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
David Icke - No party listed
John Nicholson - Independent
Shan Oakes - Green Party
David Pinder - The New Party
Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
Jill Saward - Independent
Norman Scarth - Independent
Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
John Randle Upex - Independent
Greg Wood - Independent

Lucy?

[moorfield]

David Icke - No party listed

Excellent.

I still remember well his appearance on Wogan talking about reptilian shape shifters.

[DaveB]

In Haltemprice and Howden. Including ZG's old friend Mr Icke

Church of the Militant Elvis gets my vote!

Full list of Candidates :

Grace Christine Astley - Independent
David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
David Craig - Independent
Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
David Michael Davis - Conservative
Tony Farnon - Independent
Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
George Hargreaves - Christian Party
Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
David Icke - No party listed
John Nicholson - Independent
Shan Oakes - Green Party
David Pinder - The New Party
Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
Jill Saward - Independent
Norman Scarth - Independent
Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
John Randle Upex - Independent
Greg Wood - Independent