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Previously on "How to remove crayon from a carpet"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    He can have her, I just want to cum all over her norks.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yeah, he's nobbing your landlady...

    IGMC
    He can have her, I just want to touch her norks.

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I bet you've just tried it out, haven't you.
    Nah, but I can imagine that sort of thing happening.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I bet you've just tried it out, haven't you.
    Yeah, he's nobbing your landlady...

    IGMC

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    Caution: you may end up with a greenish line instead.
    I bet you've just tried it out, haven't you.

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
    Just get a gold coloured crayon and go over the top of the blue crayon. Job done.
    Caution: you may end up with a greenish line instead.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Simple, but not quite so brilliant.
    Hey come on Moose, I tried!

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Get a blow-torch. It'll **** the carpet but at least the crayon will be gone!

    You've got to think laterally!!!
    Simple, but not quite so brilliant.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
    Just get a gold coloured crayon and go over the top of the blue crayon. Job done.
    Simple but brilliant

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  • Churchill
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    Get a blow-torch. It'll **** the carpet but at least the crayon will be gone!

    You've got to think laterally!!!

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue crayon. So there is now a lovely blue line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

    Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned crayon mark?
    Just get a gold coloured crayon and go over the top of the blue crayon. Job done.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Last time we bought carpets they had some sort of cleaning guarantee. Firstly, see if they are insured and if so talk to them before cleaning. Then call carpet manufacturer and talk to them about the best way to clean.

    Landlady you say? Not your problem, let her sort it out.

    Ferret in "Happy Renter" mode.
    No, but I'm a helpful little so-and-so. Plus, she's got great norks, if I help her she might let me touch them!

    Moose in perve mode

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  • ferret
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    Last time we bought carpets they had some sort of cleaning guarantee. Firstly, see if they are insured and if so talk to them before cleaning. Then call carpet manufacturer and talk to them about the best way to clean.

    Landlady you say? Not your problem, let her sort it out.

    Ferret in "Happy Renter" mode.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    What do you get if you cross a Timberwolf with a Moose?
    It depends what flavour.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Wahey, Timberwolf! You've pulled!

    What do you get if you cross a Timberwolf with a Moose?

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