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RichardCranium replied

28 June 2008, 23:10
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Dolly Parton NSFW!

Good lord! Hasn't she got squiffy eyes?

I was going to make a serious point here about butterflies but I have no idea what it was. It certainly wasn't this (NSFW)
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expat replied

26 June 2008, 12:52
Originally posted by GandhiW View Post

This thread is only for stories about butterflies and other such nice things.

A butterfly is much misunderstood. It actually lives relatively long but for most of its life it is not a pretty winged creature, but a caterpillar, a squishy eating machine.

It spends the first part of its life fat, hairy, and more concerned with its stomach than with sex. Then it starts to be concerned only with looks and smell, and mating.

Men go through life the other way round.
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Lucy replied

26 June 2008, 12:39
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

CUK is like a ...

Come here baggy I want to slap you again
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TimberWolf replied

26 June 2008, 12:38
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

CUK is like a ...

Dolly Parton NSFW!
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Bagpuss replied

26 June 2008, 12:32
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I have it on good authority that love is like a butterfly, as soft and gentle as a sigh.

Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

CUK is like a ...
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TimberWolf replied

26 June 2008, 12:15
The Queen Alexandra's Birdwing is the biggest butterfly in the world, with a wingspan up to 1 ft (30 cm) wide. The female can be distinguished from the male by its cream-coloured body and a red tuft of 'fur' on the thorax.
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...ueenalex.shtml
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Incognito replied

26 June 2008, 12:06
Oh look, a butterfly flutters by
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daviejones replied

26 June 2008, 12:04
I can't believe it's not butter (fly)...

IGMC
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ThomasSoerensen replied

26 June 2008, 11:44
A butterfly is strange. But at least is is not impossible like love and harmony.

Kill the bugger.
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wobbegong replied

26 June 2008, 11:36
The Butterfly, natures' deceiver; is neither made of butter nor is it a fly.
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Old Greg replied

26 June 2008, 11:26
A butterfly beat its wings in Brazil and set off a tornado in Texas.
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Incognito replied

26 June 2008, 11:20
The great Muhammed Ali floated like a butterfly
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BrilloPad replied

26 June 2008, 11:14
Nicest thing I know about is money.
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TimberWolf replied

26 June 2008, 11:10
Originally posted by GandhiW View Post

This thread is only for stories about butterflies and other such nice things.

I have it on good authority that love is like a butterfly, as soft and gentle as a sigh.
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DaveB replied

26 June 2008, 11:08
A butterfly flew into the windscreen of my car this morning, didn't half make a mess when I turned the wipers on.
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