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Previously on "Mock me all you like"

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    There was a kid a secondary school who painted his bike black and put a red lcd light on it. He used to talk to his bike in lessons via his watch.

    You are that kid!
    I had a Knight Rider watch when I was a kid

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Was that a guess or did someone help you?
    I asked you

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Was that a guess or did someone help you?
    He had to phone a friend.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    It's Wednesday right?
    Was that a guess or did someone help you?

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  • Bagpuss
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    It's Wednesday right?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Bagpuss says he wishes he had a watch.
    Bagpuss probably wishes he knew what day it is!

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Still waiting.

    To save you the price of a call.

    My day to day watch is a Seiko Kinetic.

    My dress watch is a "Tag" - CN1151
    Bagpuss says he wishes he had a watch.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Maybe! Anyone got a Casio calculator watch (Churchill must still wear one) I'll give him a call
    Still waiting.

    To save you the price of a call.

    My day to day watch is a Seiko Kinetic.

    My dress watch is a "Tag" - CN1151

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    He'd fit in well here then...
    Maybe! Anyone got a Casio calculator watch (Churchill must still wear one) I'll give him a call

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Would that be for one's Rolls Royce Golden Shower?
    I'd love a Rolls. However, not until I sell my company.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You bullied him by making your original post!

    You held him up as an object of ridicule.
    If anything he was slightly deranged. I'm sure he doesn't visit this site or this world very often.

    God I'm such a bully

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I think a "Lady P" version would sell better!
    Would that be for one's Rolls Royce Golden Shower?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Where did I say I bullied him?
    You bullied him by making your original post!

    You held him up as an object of ridicule.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Where did I say I bullied him?
    It goes without saying really.

    BTW are you 5'11 or 5'9?


    5'3 is the real answer isn't it?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    So the kid had an imagination and you were then as now an anally retentive twat. Did you enjoy bullying him just so you could be like the big kids?
    Where did I say I bullied him?

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