21 percent of American self-defined atheists believe in God

[NickFitz]

Family of Americans in the pub early this evening. 100% of them were fat.

137%

Sounds like the American WeightWatchers' World Tour

[RichardCranium]

Proof that they are too stupid to get out of their own cars: http://www.kutv.com/content/news/loc...3-3a2fd9347606

Also on that site:

Infant Left In Hot Car Dies

An infant left in a hot car last week has died.

Police confirm the 5-month old baby died Friday at Primary Children's Medical Centre.

The mother left the baby in the car for two hours last Tuesday while visiting at a friend's house in Layton.

The parked car sat in direct sunlight and temperatures may have reached a scorching 120 degrees inside that day.

No charges have been filed against the mother.

PS I presume 120 degrees is that old Fahrenheit stuff, and that it is quite warm.

[OwlHoot]

Several parties of Americans (and Canadians) in the Hotel the last few weeks.

97% were fat and very very very loud indeed (even louder than Cockneys)

If you think Americans are load in a hotel, wait until you're queuing behind a bunch of them at a cash machine

[PRC1964]

Proof that they are too stupid to get out of their own cars: http://www.kutv.com/content/news/loc...3-3a2fd9347606

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Family of Americans in the pub early this evening. 100% of them were fat.

Several parties of Americans (and Canadians) in the Hotel the last few weeks.

97% were fat and very very very loud indeed (even louder than Cockneys)

[BrilloPad]

Does God believe in atheists?

[VectraMan]

Family of Americans in the pub early this evening. 100% of them were fat.

[Cliphead]

Americans

[Lucy]

Statistics

[beaker]