Oh Well

[Churchill]

It looks like much of the rest of the family so I shouldn't worry.

Now imagine marrying this only for it to turn into this.

Don't marry boys, you'll regret it.

Anne's not bad. Princess Stéphanie(The Monaco Village Bike) is more my cup of tea...

[FiveTimes]

There comes a time in a mans life when he needs a little comfort!

Churchill - In "Yes I would" mode!

I would and then sell to the paper. I might be able to get £10 for a kiss and tell with a person from the royal family

[TimberWolf]

Don't marry boys, you'll regret it.

[RichardCranium]

No reserve horse? Is the Royal Family that strapped for cash nowadays?

Well, about time

The one she's got looks like it has rabies anyway

It looks like much of the rest of the family so I shouldn't worry.

Now imagine marrying this only for it to turn into this.

Don't marry boys, you'll regret it.

[Churchill]

The Windsor brochure said:

"Our luxury model, built for long distance cruising. Settle in and make yourself comfortable for the long ride. You'll get to your destination relaxed and refreshed as this model does all the work for you. Put her into 'automatic' mode and you'd think you could get away with slipping in the back and having a quick snooze, comfortable in the knowledge you'd be carried safely away. If the long rides are your thing..."

Etc.

Definitely fit for purpose. Say, Churchy, do you want to share or have sloppy seconds? Then again, you go first and wear her down a bit so I'll have a chance of keeping up with her.

She's a bit young for me. All yours.

[RichardCranium]

Built for comfort

The Windsor brochure said:

"Our luxury model, built for long distance cruising. Settle in and make yourself comfortable for the long ride. You'll get to your destination relaxed and refreshed as this model does all the work for you. Put her into 'automatic' mode and you'd think you could get away with slipping in the back and having a quick snooze, comfortable in the knowledge you'd be carried safely away. If the long rides are your thing..."

Etc.

Definitely fit for purpose. Say, Churchy, do you want to share or have sloppy seconds? Then again, you go first and wear her down a bit so I'll have a chance of keeping up with her.

[Churchill]

Built for comfort

There comes a time in a mans life when he needs a little comfort!

Churchill - In "Yes I would" mode!

[NickFitz]

No reserve horse? Is the Royal Family that strapped for cash nowadays?

Well, about time

The one she's got looks like it has rabies anyway

[Troll]

Built for comfort

[swamp]

There goes our medal hope.

[Moose423956]

At least she won't be winning Sports Personality Of The Year again.