Other Forums are just the same as here

[NotAllThere]

Can we have some of their smilies?

[Jog On]

Donkey Punch. She sounds like the sort.

[KevinS]

Too funny!!!

Wondered if that was playing the jealousy card?

WTF?

There's a jealousy card?.

Oh flipin hell.

When did that come out?

I've got a race card, a disability card and a gay card. I even got hold of a black disabled lesbian card and they are sooo rare.

I thought I had a full set.

and

Right, she's just emailed me asking what my boss said to me about this situation. What should I say?

Change the topic, ask her if she has ever been fisted.

[oracleslave]

"just ride her and if she twitches ride her again, just knock her pastie in and tell the boys on here"

Sounds like sound advice to me

[Moscow Mule]

Edit: you may not want to read it in full if you are likely to get offended by 'Bloke' talk

"Porridge Gun"

[Bear]

Some sound advice on this thread

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing...p?h=0&t=545183


and it's been making me laugh all morning

Edit: you may not want to read it in full if you are likely to get offended by 'Bloke' talk