Investments?

[Churchill]

A hangover and a fat pig in your bed.

There is nothing wrong with piggy-tickling!

[oracleslave]

A hangover and a fat pig in your bed.

Learn from the mistakes of other VM

[sasguru]

What sort of return can I reasonably expect from a good time?

A hangover and a fat pig in your bed.

[Bagpuss]

What sort of return can I reasonably expect from a good time?

Depends if you are a glass half full or half empty kind of guy.

Half full it's 50% up
Half empty it's 50% down

[VectraMan]

With inflation rising and your wonga being eroded, you may as well spend it all on a good time.

What sort of return can I reasonably expect from a good time?

[oracleslave]

Scratch cards.

premium bonds

[Zippy]

Scratch cards.

[Churchill]

You mean the starving in Africa?

I don't feel that guilty!

[DimPrawn]

With inflation rising and your wonga being eroded, you may as well spend it all on a good time.

[Bagpuss]

What about gilts?

You mean the starving in Africa?

[BrilloPad]

What about gilts?

[ChimpMaster]

I've said it before I'll say it again - food commodities.

Project Greengold and its variants. I'm in.

[Bagpuss]

Housing market - shot
Shares - probably due to correct


Open a debt collection agency?

Or put your wonga under the pillow?