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Previously on "Driving the porcelain bus"

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  • beeker
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    and 'Open your lunch'
    as 'cor whats that stink, have you opened yer lunch?'

    has someone been reading Roger Melly's Profanasaurus?!

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  • Alf W
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    A 'bog-ostrich'

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  • NotAllThere
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    Rrrrruuuththhh

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  • Bagpuss
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    Saying hello to HUEeeeY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    "Chunder" was the preferred term in the "Barry Mckenzie" stories by Barry Humphries which used to appear in Private Eye. In the book version there was a glossary which included about 50 alternatives, and about the same number of expressions for having a p1ss
    and 'Open your lunch'


    as 'cor whats that stink, have you opened yer lunch?'



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  • Chantho
    replied
    "Chunder" was the preferred term in the "Barry Mckenzie" stories by Barry Humphries which used to appear in Private Eye. In the book version there was a glossary which included about 50 alternatives, and about the same number of expressions for having a p1ss

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

    For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"
    Calling ralph

    parking tigers

    Chunder, chunder on your back
    Chunder, chunder cotch and spew
    Cotch on me, I'll give you flack
    Cotch on me, I'll cotch on you!

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

    For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"
    For me it is calling out for RRRAAAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Chantho
    started a topic Driving the porcelain bus

    Driving the porcelain bus

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

    For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"

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