Another freeloading immigrant fresh of the banana boat

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Marina replied

4 June 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

YCNMIU?

Oh yeah, sorry
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TimberWolf replied

4 June 2008, 13:26
Originally posted by Marina View Post

There are a couple of good articles in today's Mail: A top-class Littlejohn rant about the plans for Britishness day on the August bank holiday, and a comical article about how dozens of prisoners are refusing offers of early release and are even trying to break back into jail ! As Littlejohn is probably fed up of saying by now, YCMIU.

YCNMIU?
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mrdonuts replied

4 June 2008, 13:25
is this appeasement from the danes?

Denmark Searches for Miss Headscarf

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...tG4&refer=home
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BrilloPad replied

4 June 2008, 13:23
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

More tomorrow.

I can't wait. Gosh - you could cut the tension with a knife.
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Marina replied

4 June 2008, 13:10
There are a couple of good articles in today's Mail: A top-class Littlejohn rant about the plans for Britishness day on the August bank holiday, and a comical article about how dozens of prisoners are refusing offers of early release and are even trying to break back into jail ! As Littlejohn is probably fed up of saying by now, YCMIU.
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xoggoth replied

4 June 2008, 13:02
Brill!! I like little beetles n things.
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TimberWolf replied

4 June 2008, 09:31
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I'll see if there is any celeb gossip involving nudity and BTL.

Can we have some piccies of Madonna mooning? Or Kylie.
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DimPrawn replied

4 June 2008, 09:23
I'll see if there is any celeb gossip involving nudity and BTL.
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oracleslave replied

4 June 2008, 09:22
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

More tomorrow.

Good effort. Can I request some BTL, house price doom tomorrow along with some entertainment news please.
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DimPrawn replied

4 June 2008, 09:20
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Anything else in the daily mail we need to know today DP?

"With time running out for Bill, Linton Zoo yesterday appealed for any private collectors who have a female to get in contact."

Not sure my female collection is suitable

Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

More tomorrow.
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oracleslave replied

4 June 2008, 09:17
Anything else in the daily mail we need to know today DP?

"With time running out for Bill, Linton Zoo yesterday appealed for any private collectors who have a female to get in contact."

Not sure my female collection is suitable
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DimPrawn started a topic Another freeloading immigrant fresh of the banana boat

4 June 2008, 09:11
Another freeloading immigrant fresh of the banana boat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nana-boat.html

He's not the sort of creature that could easily scuttle about unnoticed.

But somehow Bill the elephant beetle managed to sneak into a crate of bananas in Costa Rica and smuggle himself over here.

The beetle - which at 5in long is the size of a hamster - was discovered by workers at a fruit wholesalers.

He was taken to Linton Zoo near Cambridge, where staff gave him his name.

Yeah, and straight onto the benefits system.
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