Originally posted by DodgyAgent
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Previously on "English men repressed homosexuals, drunkards or woman haters"
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostI found the contract that I'm at by contacting a friend who happened to be working for a client who needed someone like me. As I couldn't work direct, I phoned my agent and told him that I had found a nice contract, got myself an interview which was successful, and could he please be my agent.
That was 12 years ago, and I'm still here. How's that for easy pickings?
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI read that and immediately cringe at the potential size of an IR35 employment tax bill.
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostThat was 12 years ago?
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
not enough for a margin cut though
That was 12 years ago, and I'm still here. How's that for easy pickings?
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostYou're doing well. Your posts make you come across as much younger.
not enough for a margin cut though
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Originally posted by zeitghostPah!
A mere child, can barely remember the Beatles.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI'd like (you) to teach the twins to sing
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI'd like (you) to teach the twins to sing
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have managed to teach the twins to sing that. I usually start them off in the changing cubicles at swimming. Must annoy the hell out of everyone!
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!
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