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Previously on "Miracle workers…."

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Oooops I think I have blocked in a grey Ford Focus with my tatty old Transit van. Hope the owner doesn't mind

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Pesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.

    You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.

    Just had great fun laying down the law……
    Wait till he goes in the gents - then follow him in and pee all over his shoes. That will sort him...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by miffy View Post
    Eh?

    Have you managed to tie your shoe laces this morning?
    Never mind the shoe laces! Is the company polyester tie done up? And if so, was it by his mum?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Better get some contractors in to sort out the mess.

    I don't know permies these days


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  • DiscoStu
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    It's always nice to read a post from the newest graduate of the Bob Shawadiwadi School of English Language.

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  • lambrini_socialist
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    testing accepting
    acceptance testing?

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  • miffy
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    magically testing accepting a configured website.
    Eh?

    Have you managed to tie your shoe laces this morning?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Pesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.

    You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.

    Just had great fun laying down the law……
    Wilmslow, aged thirteen and three quarters.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Pesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.

    You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.

    Just had great fun laying down the law……
    They should get you to write the requirments, clear as mud

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    You have guessed it
    Sorry Wilmslow old chap couldn't guess much out of that drivel. Come again?

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  • Pondlife
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    WTF?

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Miracle workers….

    Miracle workers….

    Pesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.

    You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.

    Just had great fun laying down the law……

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