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Oooops I think I have blocked in a grey Ford Focus with my tatty old Transit van. Hope the owner doesn't mind
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Wait till he goes in the gents - then follow him in and pee all over his shoes. That will sort him...Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostPesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.
You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.
Just had great fun laying down the law……
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Better get some contractors in to sort out the mess.
I don't know permies these days
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It's always nice to read a post from the newest graduate of the Bob Shawadiwadi School of English Language.
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Wilmslow, aged thirteen and three quarters.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostPesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.
You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.
Just had great fun laying down the law……
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They should get you to write the requirments, clear as mudOriginally posted by Wilmslow View PostPesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.
You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.
Just had great fun laying down the law……
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Sorry Wilmslow old chap couldn't guess much out of that drivel. Come again?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostYou have guessed it
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Miracle workers….
Pesky PM just seen me – asking how to magically testing accepting a configured website.
You have guessed it – no requirements, hence zippo idea about what is actually required, and signed contracts without going through the contracts team, and, no idea about exactly what he has signed up for.
Just had great fun laying down the law……Tags: None
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