schooltime japes

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BoredBloke replied

14 May 2008, 08:58
We had a kid at our school who phoned in a bomb threat and was lucky enough to be the only kid you was there at registration who then bunked off.

We also had a strike at our school because the teachers cancelled a trip to Alton Towers.
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NotAllThere replied

14 May 2008, 08:57
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

Sounds perfect to me. I can't remember my last day at school but if we had been sent home early, I am sure we would all gave gone down the pub.

I can't remember my last day at school, because we went down the pub.
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BrilloPad replied

14 May 2008, 07:12
Originally posted by threaded View Post

home mayde tri nitro stearate was fun

soap and extras

ba ba boom

One of our chaps got caught and ended up in NOTW. Head teacher had to write to all parents!

What a dork - getting caught that is....
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threaded replied

13 May 2008, 21:17
home mayde tri nitro stearate was fun

soap and extras

ba ba boom
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BrilloPad replied

13 May 2008, 21:03
As said, very lame.

We blew up our school.
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Marina replied

13 May 2008, 20:22
"Banchory Academy is extremely disappointed that the disruptive actions of a number of sixth year pupils has spoiled what was due to be an enjoyable day of activities to mark their last day of term.

Sounds like they did have an enjoyable day, the pompous twerp.
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SandyDown replied

13 May 2008, 20:15
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

11 out of 10 kids. Job well done!

Nice to see a bit of rebellious spirit amongst kids today. I despair of all the Grads I come into contact with these days who just dream of being 40 year old accountants.

Oh RogerRabit has been a good role model for them all
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Alf W replied

13 May 2008, 20:05
11 out of 10 kids. Job well done!

Nice to see a bit of rebellious spirit amongst kids today. I despair of all the Grads I come into contact with these days who just dream of being 40 year old accountants.
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Gonzo replied

13 May 2008, 19:42
I like this quote

"This will be particularly disappointing for those sixth years who were genuinely looking forward to their last day of term."

Sounds perfect to me. I can't remember my last day at school but if we had been sent home early, I am sure we would all gave gone down the pub.
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shelby68 replied

13 May 2008, 19:26
Misserable b@st@rds, I thought that was really funny.
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BA to the Stars replied

13 May 2008, 15:51
Is that the only grass they had in the common room.
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Moscow Mule replied

13 May 2008, 15:31
What they should have done is "Cress" the head's office.
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moorfield started a topic schooltime japes

13 May 2008, 15:27
schooltime japes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7398211.stm

Oh happy days, but turfing the common room is a little lame really.
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