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Previously on "IT contractors are just brainless autistic savants..."

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I must be one of those as there are a few cities in China and Burma which I can draw freehand and I've never even seen them.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Talking about which, did you see the TV program about the Autistic Savant who was flown over a city and then drew it freehand?
    Here he is, absolutely brilliant.
    I must be one of those as there are a few cities in China and Burma which I can draw freehand and I've never even seen them.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
    Well, you've got me all figured out (apart from the programming skills).

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this thread proves
    HTH

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom View Post
    I'm not Autistic - I can't even draw.
    Talking about which, did you see the TV program about the Autistic Savant who was flown over a city and then drew it freehand?
    Here he is, absolutely brilliant.

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
    I'm not Autistic - I can't even draw.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I thought SAS was a contractor
    I believe he's a rather well paid permie at an IB.

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  • BoredBloke
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    I thought SAS was a contractor

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....
    inside a for loop:

    for fork() 's sake;

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Would that be for the pot noodle?
    Quite so

    I think we've proved Sasguru's point, I'm afraid (apart from the 'facility for programming and logic' bit)

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....
    Would that be for the pot noodle?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    if (you == correct)
    begin
    potnoodle();
    wink();
    end
    I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
    You've been spending too much time with your quants...

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  • Weltchy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    if (you == correct)
    begin
    potnoodle();
    wink();
    end
    Whats sad is that I actually laughed at this one.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday

    I respectfully disagree, as shown in a previously list:-
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ghlight=bloggs

    We're a lot worse.

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