Reply to: Cherie's autobiography

[hyperD]

Is this a trick question? - one each in case his falls off

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Bloody nice day today to be sunbathing... I appear to have run out of lemons for my Pimm's #1 cocktails...

[Moose423956]

On her, definitely - preferable sealed around the neck.

And an orange in her mouth. No, make it a pineapple.

[Moscow Mule]

Wouldn't a plastic bag be better?

On her, definitely - preferable sealed around the neck.

[Moose423956]

Is this a trick question? - one each in case his falls off

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Wouldn't a plastic bag be better?

[EternalOptimist]

Maybe same principle as for prophylactics, just in case 1st one rips.

If he botted her it'd solve many problems in one. No risk of pregnancy, doesnt have to look at that grid.

Mind you he could achieve that by leaving the sow at home

[Dow Jones]

Gee

Why two paper bags?

Maybe same principle as for prophylactics, just in case 1st one rips.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Why two paper bags?

Is this a trick question? - one each in case his falls off

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[Moose423956]

Obviously forgot to pack Tony's two brown paper bags and earplugs.

Why two paper bags?

[BA to the Stars]

Except, come to think of it, having a go at her because of her gob - she can't help that any more than Gordo can help being a cyclops or Mrs T a nasty wizened old hag with a claw for a hand - can she?

But then she has to open it and spout forth carp

[hyperD]

"This year [1999] I had been a little more circumspect, and had not packed my contraceptive equipment out of sheer embarrassment,"

Obviously forgot to pack Tony's two brown paper bags and earplugs.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Hmm I can see your point

Except, come to think of it, having a go at her because of her gob - she can't help that any more than Gordo can help being a cyclops or Mrs T a nasty wizened old hag with a claw for a hand - can she?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

• I do not particularly like the way that she appears to conduct herself in public.
• She appears to enjoy using her husbands status for her own gain

• Praising suicide bombers
• Compounding the "human rights" industry which appears to have outgrown the purpose for which it was originally intended
• Conflict of political viewpoints

and last but not least
that mouth - it's not just human - it's like that cartoon from the Reach toothbrush advert.

Hmm I can see your point

[Dow Jones]

Just a thought

She says that the couple’s fourth baby, Leo, was conceived in 1999 during a trip to Balmoral
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Could have been Prince Philip's then

[Chugnut]

• I do not particularly like the way that she appears to conduct herself in public.
• She appears to enjoy using her husbands status for her own gain

• Praising suicide bombers
• Compounding the "human rights" industry which appears to have outgrown the purpose for which it was originally intended
• Conflict of political viewpoints

and last but not least
that mouth - it's not just human - it's like that cartoon from the Reach toothbrush advert.

a letterbox.

[Platypus]

She says that the couple’s fourth baby, Leo, was conceived in 1999 during a trip to Balmoral during which she had failed to pack her usual contraception

Not such a Good Catholic after all then, despite all Tony's moral mumblings.