Cherie's autobiography

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Hmm I can see your point

Except, come to think of it, having a go at her because of her gob - she can't help that any more than Gordo can help being a cyclops or Mrs T a nasty wizened old hag with a claw for a hand - can she?

[hyperD]

"This year [1999] I had been a little more circumspect, and had not packed my contraceptive equipment out of sheer embarrassment,"

Obviously forgot to pack Tony's two brown paper bags and earplugs.

[BA to the Stars]

Except, come to think of it, having a go at her because of her gob - she can't help that any more than Gordo can help being a cyclops or Mrs T a nasty wizened old hag with a claw for a hand - can she?

But then she has to open it and spout forth carp

[Moose423956]

Obviously forgot to pack Tony's two brown paper bags and earplugs.

Why two paper bags?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Why two paper bags?

Is this a trick question? - one each in case his falls off

<drum roll followed by cymbal crash>

[Dow Jones]

Gee

Why two paper bags?

Maybe same principle as for prophylactics, just in case 1st one rips.

[EternalOptimist]

Maybe same principle as for prophylactics, just in case 1st one rips.

If he botted her it'd solve many problems in one. No risk of pregnancy, doesnt have to look at that grid.

Mind you he could achieve that by leaving the sow at home

[Moose423956]

Is this a trick question? - one each in case his falls off

<drum roll followed by cymbal crash>

Wouldn't a plastic bag be better?

[Moscow Mule]

Wouldn't a plastic bag be better?

On her, definitely - preferable sealed around the neck.

[Moose423956]

On her, definitely - preferable sealed around the neck.

And an orange in her mouth. No, make it a pineapple.