Anyone else hear it ?

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oracleslave replied

8 May 2008, 15:06
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

offers allowing you to do the front and get the back half price?

I make that offer to the wife regularly with mixed success it has to be said
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Churchill replied

8 May 2008, 15:05
I gave a blowjob to a trained counsellor.

Lucy.

Last edited by Churchill; 8 May 2008, 15:12.
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Advocate replied

8 May 2008, 15:03
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

I am a trained counsellor.

Lucy.

ah, fixing the metaphorical windows of the soul, but not able to give a 10 year guarantee with offers allowing you to do the front and get the back half price?
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oracleslave replied

8 May 2008, 14:57
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

Not unless you're a glazier...

I am a trained counsellor.

Lucy.
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Advocate replied

8 May 2008, 14:56
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Heartless Thomas, really heartless.

Bumfluff you poor thing. Are you gonna be ok hun? Is there anything that we can do to help? Please keep us posted how you get on and get plenty of rest.

Not unless you're a glazier...
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NotAllThere replied

8 May 2008, 14:01
Did you contribute your experience to the bbc? Or have you now left the country due to a carelessly discarded cigarette butt?
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Spacecadet replied

8 May 2008, 13:57
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Standing in my garden last night have a fag when all of a sudden there was a massive bang, it blew out all the glass in my green house and my garage . Thought it was a bomb when I heard the screaming and I'm quite near the tube but turned out my neighbour had a bit of gas leak http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7389595.stm . Stayed at hotel last night not been allowed back in my house yet, hopefully by end of today or tomorrow to get in, my house was fine will need to get a structural check though.

i hope you're feeling suitably guilty
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oracleslave replied

8 May 2008, 13:56
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

No. Next.

Heartless Thomas, really heartless.

Bumfluff you poor thing. Are you gonna be ok hun? Is there anything that we can do to help? Please keep us posted how you get on and get plenty of rest.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

8 May 2008, 13:54
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Standing in my garden last night have a fag when all of a sudden there was a massive bang, it blew out all the glass in my green house and my garage . Thought it was a bomb when I heard the screaming and I'm quite near the tube but turned out my neighbour had a bit of gas leak http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7389595.stm . Stayed at hotel last night not been allowed back in my house yet, hopefully by end of today or tomorrow to get in, my house was fine will need to get a structural check though.

No. Next.
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Bumfluff started a topic Anyone else hear it ?

8 May 2008, 13:13
Anyone else hear it ?

Standing in my garden last night have a fag when all of a sudden there was a massive bang, it blew out all the glass in my green house and my garage . Thought it was a bomb when I heard the screaming and I'm quite near the tube but turned out my neighbour had a bit of gas leak http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7389595.stm . Stayed at hotel last night not been allowed back in my house yet, hopefully by end of today or tomorrow to get in, my house was fine will need to get a structural check though.
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