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Previously on "Good old fashioned people management…."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh dear! IGYCFY
    Thanks ass man.
    I feel an ass guru opus magnum coming on








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  • ratewhore
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    Wilmslow, I look forward to your synopsis of the ensuing lawsuit...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    quote

    . I have added a few extra verses

    *sing*
    the line between your ass and your balls is called your biffon,
    it is a place that you should really not be sniffin
    Unless your name happens to be Nick Griffin
    Or you are dressed in sheer Chiffon


    Oh dear! IGYCFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    quote

    'biffon
    love it hate it

    the part that seprates you balls from your arse, or your vagina from your anus.

    *sing*
    the line between your ass and your balls is called your biffon, it is a place that you should really not be sniffin'

    I like this song. It has class. I have added a few extra verses




    *sing*
    the line between your ass and your balls is called your biffon,
    it is a place that you should really not be sniffin
    Unless your name happens to be Nick Griffin
    Or you are dressed in sheer Chiffon





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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
    For those who like to reminise about biff.

    http://www.eraofthebiff.com/

    Oz rugby league was pretty violent in the 70s and early 80s.
    Yep, and by the late 90's they had descended to shoving fingers up each others bums ;-)

    Hopa anyone?

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Or it could have meant a bit of biffo.
    For those who like to reminisce about biff.

    http://www.eraofthebiff.com/

    Oz rugby league was pretty violent in the 70s and early 80s.
    Last edited by rootsnall; 8 May 2008, 09:33. Reason: spelling

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  • snaw
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    biffon
    love it hate it

    the part that seprates you balls from your arse, or your vagina from your anus.

    *sing*
    the line between your ass and your balls is called your biffon, it is a place that you should really not be sniffin'
    HTH.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    biffo
    Good word.

    From the Urban dictionary:

    Irish slang for a "Big Ignorant F**ker From Offaly" but feel free to substitute your city of choice...

    My substitute would be Ohio.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Or it could have meant a bit of biffo.
    Or a bit of biffon.

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  • Lucy
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    Or it could have meant a bit of biffo.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Define takes him outside please. That one can be construed in a number of different, possibly disturbing, ways.
    It presumably means that like all good PMs he has spoken to him alone rather than in front of everyone else.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Is alive and kicking.

    Server top bod very obstructive saying no time for an important couple of hours at some point at his convenience over the next 3 weeks blocking getting the shiny new defect management toy up and running.

    As in, very obstructive.

    South African take no sheite PM takes him outside.

    We now have a very compliant server manager

    The old ways are often the best!
    Define takes him outside please. That one can be construed in a number of different, possibly disturbing, ways.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Is alive and kicking.

    Server top bod very obstructive saying no time for an important couple of hours at some point at his convenience over the next 3 weeks blocking getting the shiny new defect management toy up and running.

    As in, very obstructive.

    South African take no sheite PM takes him outside.

    We now have a very compliant server manager

    The old ways are often the best!
    WTF?

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  • b0redom
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Server top bod very obstructive saying no time for an important couple of hours at some point at his convenience over the next 3 weeks blocking getting the shiny new defect management toy up and running.

    As in, very obstructive.

    South African take no sheite PM takes him outside.
    Eh? Is that an example of the grammar in your CV too? Is that why you're a permie now?

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Good old fashioned people management….

    Good old fashioned people management….

    Is alive and kicking.

    Server top bod very obstructive saying no time for an important couple of hours at some point at his convenience over the next 3 weeks blocking getting the shiny new defect management toy up and running.

    As in, very obstructive.

    South African take no sheite PM takes him outside.

    We now have a very compliant server manager

    The old ways are often the best!

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