Reply to: Deutschland Uber Alles

[OwlHoot]

Have you ever seen British porn? It's just more like a comedy.

You're not wrong there - boot-ugly old hounds, snapped with a shaky mobile phone camera.

[Gromit]

Kiwis

Also I'd say that NZ probably exports more stuff per person than the UK (all the sheep),

And more people. NZ is one of the few countries with net migration.

[vetran]

sheep

Also I'd say that NZ probably exports more stuff per person than the UK (all the sheep)

Unfortunately trading standards reject most of them, they don't like goods that are 'previously enjoyed'

[Francko]

Give me "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" over your continental "High School Fist F uckers" rubbish every time.

How about "Rocco goes to Hungary" or something like that

[Lucifer Box]

Have you ever seen British porn? It's just more like a comedy.

Give me "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" over your continental "High School Fist F uckers" rubbish every time.

[Francko]

Good retort Spod.

It's all the idiots buying BMW's, Mercs, German porn and the like.

Have you ever seen British porn? It's just more like a comedy.

[Rebecca Loos]

Rebecca love, you've got a big mouth for a tax evading kiwi!

Just who are you talking about when you say "we"? Your nation of sheep shagging in-bred retards by any chance?

You do need a big mouth to evade tax, it does sometimes scare off the taxman (note that tax people are always men, e.g. taxman. Why? Anyway, makes my task easier )

Also I'd say that NZ probably exports more stuff per person than the UK (all the sheep), so you're right, I should have said "Germans know something the Brits don't". I stand corrected, thank you Supreme Spod.

[DimPrawn]

The star next to Alpha Centauri is Proxima Centauri.

Beta Centauri is known as Hadar and is 490 light years away.

I've drawn you a map if it helps.

[SupremeSpod]

Next door to Alpha Centauri.

Make sure you stock up on water and furry rodents, it's a bloody long way - relatively speaking.

[DimPrawn]

Where's Beta Centauri?

Proxima Centauri is 4.2 light yrs away and is the closest star bar the sun of course.

[Bagpuss]

It's not the same since the simpson-smyth family moved in from weybridge. Proof if it ever were needed that multiculturalism doesn't work.

[planetit]

Britain must be the worlds biggest exporter of people as everyone I speak to is leaving or planning to leave shortly.

No, Britain is the worlds biggest exporter of p1ssing and moaning. Everyone you talk to SAYS they are leaving or planning to leave, but 99% of them never will.

[Bagpuss]

Good retort Spod.

It's all the idiots buying BMW's, Mercs, German porn and the like.

Britain must be the worlds biggest exporter of people as everyone I speak to is leaving or planning to leave shortly. Or maybe it's just me

When are you leaving? We'll have a party

[DimPrawn]

Good retort Spod.

It's all the idiots buying BMW's, Mercs, German porn and the like.

Britain must be the worlds biggest exporter of people as everyone I speak to is leaving or planning to leave shortly. Or maybe it's just me

[Chico]

I told you all - the continental economic model is the best. Long live the Euro!!!

Milan