Shouldn't have eaten this late last night

[DimPrawn]

QWERTY tummy

Had Sausage chips and beans from the chippy last night and now having to do some serious CROP DUSTING this morning

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1774

[DaveB]

I find coke useful also...

But sticking it up your nose won't do much for your arse

[Xenophon]

After a race, if it's been particularly muddy, I'll drink a big bottle of Cola. I find that stops problems.

I find coke useful also...

[threaded]

After a race, if it's been particularly muddy, I'll drink a big bottle of Cola. I find that stops problems.

[hyperD]

Bollocks, beaten to it...

http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html

[Moscow Mule]

You can buy charcoal tablets at any chemists.

Great blocker-upperer.

[hyperD]

I use these:-

http://www.seapets.co.uk/product-det...egory/216.html

Activated charcoal has an extremely high surface area and binds chemicals and other materials by Van der Waals forces. The stuff used in gas masks and oder-eaters. Underwear should have this built in. Now there's a plan B....

[badger7579]

You happen to carry these with you all the time???? . I've got a muffin and coffee. We'll see what happens... Trouble is there is this gorgeous bird in the next cube... Dont want it floating over to her..

[hyperD]

Charcol dog biscuits - work a treat. And they're nutritious as well.

[badger7579]

Had Sausage chips and beans from the chippy last night and now having to do some serious CROP DUSTING this morning