What credit crunch? First Plus will always lend
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I just had me BTL valued in Glasgae, way higher than I expected, now the LTV is 40%
http://www.gspc.co.uk/news/article/s...ational-trend/
Credit crunch? Not here mate...
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I had a great big mortgage
but didn't use my nouse
couldn't make the payments
now theyv'e took my fkin house
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I have a disturbing image of you at your pc at home in swindon with 5 rightmove web pages open humming this to yourself as you contemplate whether to buy 2 or 3 flats in Middlesborough.
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Mortgage blues
I been laid off from the City
My Porsche service is due
My kids all need
Brand new designer shoes
So I went to the bank
To see what they could do
They said son - looks like the Credit Crunch
Got-a hold on you
[Chorus:]
Money's too tight to mention
I can't get a mortgage for my ex-ten-sion
Money's too tight to mention
I went to my brother
To see what he could do -
He said bro-ther like to help you
But I'm unable to
So I called on my fa-ther fa-ther
Oh my fa-ther
He said
[Chorus:]
Money's too tight to mention
Oh mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
Mo-ney's too tight to mention
I can't even use a Buy-to-Let for my pension
We talk a-bout sub prime
Oh lord down in the US
They're passing all kinds - of bills
From down cap-it-ol hill - (we've tried them)
[Chorus:]
Money's too tight to mention
[spoken] cut-back!
Mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
We're talk-in' 'bout the dollar bill
Now what are we all to do
When the bailiffs got a hold on you?
Mo-ney's too tight to mention
Oh mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey
Mo-ney's too tight to mention
A-mero - mon-ey oh yeah
We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
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